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Today I learned something that has shaken me to the core. Everything I once believed to be true must now be reassessed in the light of this new, extra-biblical evidence. I don’t know how I shall go on.
(Look away now if you have a nervous disposition)
Bears don’t like honey.
Yup, you heard me right. Winnie-the-Pooh and his jars of honey… it’s ALL MADE UP! Bears like to eat bees (goodness only knows why) and sometimes that means they get honey too.
I think I need to go home now, please. My childhood has been destroyed. But still – thanks for your honesty, Pete. I’d rather know the truth, even if it’s hard.