This story makes me very happy.   Not especially because of the result, because actually I think that M & S teacakes really are biscuits.  The bases are crunchy, not soft and light.  However, I love the fact that the precise definitions of cakes and biscuits are important enough to be taken to the European Court of Justice.  It gives me a warm feeling when I remember the ‘Jaffa Cake Wars’ – when some bureaucrat who knew nothing once tried to argue that they were biscuits.  I’m glad to be returning to a land where everything stops for tea.